YOU're the One for me, fatty
YOU're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise YOU'll say
If I'm in YOUr way
YOU're the One for me, fatty
YOU're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise YOU'll say
If I'm ever in YOUr way

All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair

YOU're the One for me, fatty
YOU're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise YOU'll say
If I'm in YOUr way
YOU're the One for me, fatty
YOU're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise YOU'll say
If I'm ever in YOUr way

All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair

YOU're the One for me, fatty
YOU're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise YOU'll say
If I'm ever in YOUr way