WE HATE it when our friends become successful
WE HATE it when our friends become successful
Oh look at those clothes!
Oh look at that face, it's so old!
And such a video!
Well, it's really laughable
AH.. AH.. AH.. AH..

WE HATE it when our friends become successful
And if they're Northern
That makes it even worse and
If we could destroy them
You bet your life, we would destroy them
If we could hurt them
Well, we may as well..
It's really laughable
AH.. AH.. AH.. AH..

You see, it should have been me
It could have been me
Everybody knows
Everybody says so
They say:
"Ah, you've loads of songs
So many songs
More songs than they could stand
Verse, chorus, middle-eight break, fade"
Just listen:
"LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA..."