I am sitting in the morning At the diner on the corner I am waiting at the counter For the man to pour the coffee And he fills it only halfway And before I even argue He is looking out the window At somebody coming in [Britney Spears:] "It is always nice to see you," Says the man behind the counter To the woman who has come in She is shaking her umbrella And I look the other way As they are kissing their hellos I'm pretending not to see them Instead, I pour the milk [Giorgio Moroder:] Everybody's welcome Come on, come on in Sit yourself down The funnies never end Love is the drug That makes you want to drink Till the morning after, oh [Britney Spears:] I open up the paper There's a story of an actor Who had died while he was drinking It was no one I had heard of And I'm turning to the horoscope Looking for the funnies When I'm feeling someone watching me And so I raise my head