I am 16 going on 17
I know that I'm naive
fellows I meet may tell me
I'm sweet and willingly I believe

I am 16 going on 17
Innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandies' drinkers of brandies
What do I know of those

Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared am I
Welcome to Yeucahat.com
Of things beyond my ken

I need someone older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are 17 going on 18
I'll depend on you