I may go out tomorrow
If I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style
With my sincere smile and my dancin' bear

Outrageous, alarming
Courageous, charming
Oh who would think a boy and bear
Would be well accepted everywhere?
Well, it's just amazing how fair people can be

Seen at the nicest places
Where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance
Is Simon Smith and his dancing bear

They'll love us, won't they?
They feed us, don't they?
Oh who would think a boy and bear
Could be well-accepted everywhere?
Well, it's just amazing how fair people can be

Well who needs money
When you're funny?
The big attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
Yeah, Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear