She's got so much of that decimal stuff
I'll fall in love if I try hard enough

Her kisses never get better
They just get wetter and wetter
I curse the day that I met her
But she is loaded

She says that I'm daft and I know
I threw her food on the lino
She hit me, felt like a rhino
But she is loaded

There was a time when she did (ray me content?)
Oh, she used to keep it cool
She used to give me anything I wanted
'Til she won a football pool
Now she gives me hell

I'll sue her, try to make this stick
The fact that she is sadistic
My nose was straight 'til she kissed it
But she is loaded

There was a time when she did (ray me content?)
Oh, she used to keep it cool
She used to give me anything I wanted
'Til she won a football pool
Now she gives me Hell

Her kisses never get better
They just get wetter and wetter
I curse the day that I met her
But she is loaded