Puzzles is a place where people go, to feel like they belong

Barney: Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls

No we're not

Bro!

That would be wrong

A place where wit and wisdom bloom

A place to bang chicks in Ted´s room

Not gonna happen

We´ll talk about it


At Puzzles we all fit together

On sunny days or stormy weather

Pull up a chair and sit for a spell

Laughter and share the stories to tell

Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home

And we bang chicks in Ted´s room.