We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long
It's got back-up vocals in just the right places
It's got a few oohs and aahs
It takes a little pause just before i sing the anthem
Please play this song on the radio
Almost every line is sung in time
Almost every verse ends in a rhyme
The only problem we had was writing enough words
But that's okay, because the chorus is coming up again now
Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio
Right about this time
Some shithead should be drawin a fat fuckin' line
Over the title on the back sleeve what an asshole
So mr. DJ i hope you've already made your segway
Or the FCC will take a shit right on your head
Can't play this song on the radio
Can't play this song on the radio