What do you get when you fall in love
A diamond pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
What do you get when you kiss a girl
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do she'll never phone you
After you do she'll never phone you
Don't tell me what it's all about
Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you give your heart
You get it all broken up and battered
That's what you get a heart that's shattered
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again!