Have-a-go when the pubs all close
and have-a-go when they open
Then have-a-go by the traffic lights
cut up, or shut up, you're all right
And as always I'm here right behind you
and as always there's time
so have another go, oh
The small baby girl
cradled in your arms
your one BIG contribution
will never know
will never know
will never know
will never know
not again
not again
HA HA HA HA
Small girl runs,
crying through the park
so freely her daddy berates her
right now so for the rest of her life
she is convinced that
her daddy hates her