uso darou ga uso darou ga　
watashi ga BAKA da nante
kono naka de ichiban no　
oBAKA wa watashi ja nai

uso darou ga uso darou ga　
watashi no ashi ga kusai
isshoukenmei ganbaru kara　
chotto ase ga ooi dake

[Shi/Min] "AMERIKA no kyuu-jyuu-kyuu-PASENTO ga
[Shi/Min] denkyuu de dekiteru" tte
[Kas/Sas] bunpouteki ni okashii daro?　
[Kas/Sas] EJISON mo ittenai

Kawaei! dareka ga sou yobu　
akiraka mitai ni
TESUTO no tensuu　
warui to yubi wo sasareru yo

Kawaei! minna wo sukuu　
sore ika wa zettai inai
chisei no donzoko wo mamoru　
aa BAKA no SENTAA

[Kas/Sas] hachi-ni-juushichi hachi-shi-nijyuushichi
[Kas/Sas] chotto oshii desho?
[Kas/Sas] keitai wo motte ireba hora
[Kas/Sas] sugu ni keisan dekiru shi

[Shi/Min] hachi-roku-yonjyuuroku happa-rokujyuuni
[Shi/Min] ha-ku-nanajyuusan ne
[Shi/Min] hachi no dan anki shitatte　
[Shi/Min] omoidasenai kara

[Tak/Koj] "Haste makes Waste" mo
[Tak/Koj] nihongo ni yaku shite miyou
"HASUTE TO WASUTE san ga
nakayoku tsukutta" tte nani?

Kawaei! omowazu sou yobu　
aru imi RISUPEKUTO
neratte mitatte　
koko made wa machigaenai

Kawaei! densetsu no hito　
benkyou nanka dekinakutatte
tanoshiku ikite yukeru　
aa BAKA no SENTAA

[Kaw/Tak/Koj] jinsei de daiji na no wa
[Kaw/Tak/Koj] atama no yosa nanka ja nai
[Shi/Min/Kas/Sas] mawari no hito ni yuuki ataeru　
wakamono hitodasuke　kawae-

Kawaei! dareka ga sou yobu　
akiraka mitai ni
[Tak/Koj] TESUTO no tensuu　
[Shi/Min] warui to yubi [Kas/Sas] wo sasareru yo

Kawaei! minna wo sukuu　
sore ika wa zettai inai
chisei no donzoko wo mamoru　
aa BAKA no SENTAA