uso darou ga uso darou ga　 watashi ga BAKA da nante kono naka de ichiban no　 oBAKA wa watashi ja nai uso darou ga uso darou ga　 watashi no ashi ga kusai isshoukenmei ganbaru kara　 chotto ase ga ooi dake [Shi/Min] "AMERIKA no kyuu-jyuu-kyuu-PASENTO ga [Shi/Min] denkyuu de dekiteru" tte [Kas/Sas] bunpouteki ni okashii daro?　 [Kas/Sas] EJISON mo ittenai Kawaei! dareka ga sou yobu　 akiraka mitai ni TESUTO no tensuu　 warui to yubi wo sasareru yo Kawaei! minna wo sukuu　 sore ika wa zettai inai chisei no donzoko wo mamoru　 aa BAKA no SENTAA [Kas/Sas] hachi-ni-juushichi hachi-shi-nijyuushichi [Kas/Sas] chotto oshii desho? [Kas/Sas] keitai wo motte ireba hora [Kas/Sas] sugu ni keisan dekiru shi [Shi/Min] hachi-roku-yonjyuuroku happa-rokujyuuni [Shi/Min] ha-ku-nanajyuusan ne [Shi/Min] hachi no dan anki shitatte　 [Shi/Min] omoidasenai kara [Tak/Koj] "Haste makes Waste" mo [Tak/Koj] nihongo ni yaku shite miyou "HASUTE TO WASUTE san ga nakayoku tsukutta" tte nani? Kawaei! omowazu sou yobu　 aru imi RISUPEKUTO neratte mitatte　 koko made wa machigaenai Kawaei! densetsu no hito　 benkyou nanka dekinakutatte tanoshiku ikite yukeru　 aa BAKA no SENTAA [Kaw/Tak/Koj] jinsei de daiji na no wa [Kaw/Tak/Koj] atama no yosa nanka ja nai [Shi/Min/Kas/Sas] mawari no hito ni yuuki ataeru　 wakamono hitodasuke　kawae- Kawaei! dareka ga sou yobu　 akiraka mitai ni [Tak/Koj] TESUTO no tensuu　 [Shi/Min] warui to yubi [Kas/Sas] wo sasareru yo Kawaei! minna wo sukuu　 sore ika wa zettai inai chisei no donzoko wo mamoru　 aa BAKA no SENTAA