I . . . Who took the money? Who took the money away?
And I-I-I-I, it's always Showtime here at the edge of the stage
& I, I, I, wake up and wonder, what was the place, what was the name?
We wanna wait, but here we go again...
I . . . takes over slowly, but doesn't last very long
And I-I-I-I, no need to worry, evr'ything's under control
O.U.T. But no hard feelings, what do you know? Take you away
We're being taken for a ride again

I got a girlfriend that's better than that, she has the smoke in her eyes
She's movin’ up, goin’ rite thru my house, she's gonna give me surprise
Better than this, know that it's right, I think you can if you like
I got a girlfriend w/ bows in her hair & nothin’ is better than that, is it?

Down, down in the basement, we hear the sound of machines
And I-I-I-I'm driving in circles, come to my senses sometimes
Why, why, why, why start it over? Nothing was lost, everything’s free
I don't care how impossible it seems

Somebody calls you but you cannot hear, get closer to be far away
Only one look and that's all that it takes, maybe that's all that we need
All that it takes, all that it takes, all that it takes, all that it takes
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She goes wherever she likes (there she goes...)

I got a girlfriend that's better than that
Now everybody's getting involved
As we get older and stop making sense, U won't find her waiting long
Stop making sense, stop making sense
Stop making sense, making sense, uh uh uh uh uh
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And nothing is better that this (oh, is it?)

She's moving up going right through my heart
We might not ever get caught
Going right through (try to stay cool) going through, staying cool
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And nothing is better than you

I got a girlfriend that’s better that this
And you don't remember at all