Rachel:
You wander around
On your own little cloud
When you don't see the why
Or the wherefore

Artie:
Ooh, you walk out on me
When we both disagree
'Cause to reason is not what you care for
I've heard it all a million times before

Rachel and Artie:
Take off your coat, my love, and close the door

Rachel:
Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'
Don't stand in the pouring rain
Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'
The night is long
Forget your foolish pride
Nothing's wrong
Now you're beside me again

You try to be smart
Then you take it too hard
'Cause it hurts when your ego is deflated

Artie:
Ooh, ooh, ooh
You don't realize
That it's all compromise
And the problems are so over-rated

Rachel:
Good-bye means nothing when it's all for show

Rachel and Artie:
So why pretend you've somewhere else to go?

Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'
Don't stand in the pouring rain
Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'
The night is long
Forget your foolish pride
Nothing's wrong

Rachel:
Now you're beside me again
Oh, oh, oh

Artie (and Rachel):
(Don't sleep in the subway,) darlin'

Rachel and Artie:
Don't stand in the pouring rain
Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'
The night is long
Forget your foolish pride
Nothing's wrong
Now you're beside me again

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'
The night is long
Forget your foolish pride
Nothing's wrong
Now you're beside me again