[Verse 1]
Tell you what I'm gonna do with my whole day
I'm gettin' D-R-U-N-K
Gonna let that whiskey river
Just a-carry me away
I won't think an ounce about you
As I watch the sunshine fade
There it goes, another one down
D-R-U-N-K

[Verse 2]
I ain't takin' no lip, I ain't takin' out the trash
D-R-U-N-K
Ain't puttin' on shoes, I ain't puttin' on pants
Ain't goin' anywhere anyway
I lost you, whoop-de-doo
Yippie-ki-yi-yay
Hell, I'm glad you're gone, you can kiss my ass
D-R-U-N-K

[Chorus]
Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, how ya doin'?
Raise a glass to a ragged life ruined
Oh, pop a top and celebrate
There ain't shit to do today
'Cept get D-R-U-N-K
D-R-U-N-K

[Verse 3]
Well, I coulda been sleepin', I coulda been workin' but
D-R-U-N-K
My time is a-wastin' and my heart is a-beatin' but
D-R-U-N-K
If I hadn't put so much time into
The one who got away
Prob'ly coulda been a star by now but
D-R-U-N-K

[Chorus]
Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, how ya doin'?
Raise a glass to a ragged life ruined
Oh, pop a top and celebrate
There ain't shit to do today
'Cept get D-R-U-N-K
Yeah, D-R-U-N-K

[Bridge]
D-R-U-N
D-R-U-N
D-R-U-N-K
D-R-U-N
D-R-U-N
D-R-U-N-K
Yeah, D-R-U-N-K

[Chorus]
Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, hallelujah
Oh, raise a glass to a ragged life a-ruined
Oh, pop a top and celebrate
There ain't shit to do today
'Cept get D-R-U-N-K
Yeah, D-R-U-N-K

[Outro]
D-R-U-N
D-R-U-N
D-R-U-N-K