I took a double take out on the interstate
When I saw her makin' eyes at me
So I followed her down the clubhouse drive
Past the pool on the 18th green.

In the parkin' lot I said, ''It's mighty hot
Maybe I could buy you a beer?''
She said. I'm glad you asked but I'll have to pass
'Cause only members are allowed in here.'' and I said

Chorus:
Well, I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup.

Yea, I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club.

You look so invitin', thought it might be excitin'
For a woman with a limousine
To go bouncin around in a beat up truck
With a man in wore out jeans.

It's five o'clock before Friday night
Here's where the fun begins
So don't worry 'bout your reputation
'Cause you can tell all your friends.

Chorus:
Well, I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup.

Yea, I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club.

Chorus:
Well, I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup.

Yea, I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club...