(dial tone)

(phone dialing)

(phone ringing)

operator:
Hello and welcome to "Chronic Keeping 101"
If you want to select a option, please listen the voiceguide

If you called to collect drugs, press 1
If you called to making sex, press 2
If you called to kill your nigga, press 3
If you called to collect pistols, press 4
If you called to break-up your girl, press 5
If you called to collect knifes, press 6
If you called to take up the beer, press 7

(7 push in)

You pressed 7
Then you want to take your beer in your house
So, you can drug, burp and talk with drugged voice
Thank you for calling
Good luck
Goodbye

(dial tone)

(phone hangs up)