We don't like him
He's such a geek
He wears funny glasses
He has so many zits

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He has a beer belly
He doesn't drink beer
He doesn't like girls
He's such a queer

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Bob Turkee the turkey
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Well, we don't like him
He's such a geek
He wears funny glasses
He has so many zits
He's such a dick